A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman
for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she
confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his
reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would
also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but
wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete,
he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later,
he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a
very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain
it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her
husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was
written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one
without."
He's sick
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